Which Programming Language Are You?

Q1.Your dream IDE has…

Refactoring tools that read your mind. A compiler that says no for your own good. A REPL and absolutely nothing else. A blank screen and a strong opinion.

Q2.Your first programming memory was…

Drag-and-drop a button. Double-click. Magic. Building a console app in Visual Studio. A tutorial that started with print("Hi"). Pointers. So many pointers.

Q3.Your relationship with semicolons is…

Affectionate. They live where they belong. I evicted them in 2014. It's complicated. Sometimes the compiler decides. What's a semicolon?

Q4.Your reaction to "we should rewrite it" is…

"Let's port the existing tests first." "Yes. In Rust. Obviously." "Let me prototype it tonight." "Define 'rewrite'. There are 19 ways."

Q5.Your favorite kind of error is…

The kind the compiler catches before lunch. A clean stack trace into your own code. An IndentationError. Honest. Uncomplicated. "On Error Resume Next" — let's not talk about it.

Q6.Your code-review style is…

Detailed, kind, and three pages of nitpicks. "Have you considered making this a Functor?" "LGTM 🐍" and a coffee. A 200-line essay on lifetimes.

Q7.Your weekend project is…

A tiny Blazor app for tracking something silly. A CLI that's already faster than necessary. A Jupyter notebook that became a startup. Maintaining the family business app since 2003.

Q8.You believe productivity comes from…

A great IDE and a supportive type system. Constraints that make wrong code impossible. Fewer braces, more reading. Thinking very, very carefully before typing.

Which Programming Language Are You?

Q1.Your dream IDE has…

Q2.Your first programming memory was…

Q3.Your relationship with semicolons is…

Q4.Your reaction to "we should rewrite it" is…

Q5.Your favorite kind of error is…

Q6.Your code-review style is…

Q7.Your weekend project is…

Q8.You believe productivity comes from…

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